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Avatar But BetterOnce upon a time, there was a planet far, far way called Pandora. It was rich in unobtainium and the Na'vi were selfishly hoarding it all to themselves like wicked blue dragons and not sharing it with the rest of the universe.

"Please sir," said a tall, strapping gentleman by the name of Miles Quaritch. "May we have some of your unobtanium? Our planet is in dire need and only this can save it."

"Hohoho!" laughed Neytiri and Jake. "You humans are inferior to our blue race. you cannot even play basketball at our level. How dare you think you can even deserve the unobtanium."

"But, Jake," said the Colonel, manly tears rolling down his man fac

How 2 B a Mangakaokay so anime has gotten liek rlly popular over teh past few years and im sure u gaiz hav noticed. its awesum! its a lot moar detailed than cartoon like we have in, bleck America, and its really deep and have a wide variety of characters and stories to choose from. its funny, its sweet, its cool, its everything u could evar want in art. Becuz if anime isnt art, then tell me whut is. so now in this installment of "How To" im going 2 show u gaiz how 2 become a lot more suckseskfull in going on ur path to becomin an epik mangaka. ^^

1. Age The younger u start, the better off u'll be. In fact, a lot more younger ppl today r into manga and anime

The Greatest Fic EverOne day, the Roarschack was walking randomly down the street when this random stranger jumped out in front of him and said, "Walter, i am a mysterious girl from your past who has now grown up into a beautiful young woman and i am secretly a vigilante and we need to be together because we're both vigilantes and we're both liek rlly messed up and we complete each other in our mutual messed-uppedness."

"Rrrraaaarlllll," said the Roarschack.

Hideously rejected, the mysterious and bootiful young woman then went to hogwhutz.
"Pruffesser Snope," she said, "I am Voldermort's secret daughter that no one knew about and also Harry Potter's dark twin

HETARIA FIC 1side note: this set in a more elementary/middle school universe. So think of most of the characters as little kid versions of themselves.

"Hey, hey guys!" yelled England. "Look! Look over here!" The bushily eyebrowed boy continued to jump up and down and point wildly as everyone else continued to ignore him.

"England, shut up, we're playin' cards over here," said a pudgy blond boy by the name of America. He adjusted his baseball cap and stared down at the cards in his hand.

"But-but FAIRIES! I SWEAR!"

"England, shut up. Fairies aren't real. Besides, only queers and weirdos see fairies."

"But...But I saw them..."

"They're not REAL, Engla

The Greatest Fic Ever Part 2When we last left off, our fair, beautiful and sassy heroine was slowly dying of un-attention.

A sociopathic murderer was busy eating his daily brains when a strange and mysterious girl went up to him.
"Soylar, hey Soylar," said she. "It is I, that long ago forgotten childhood friend that also had a troubled life and a dead mother. I also fantasize about blood and eating people and had issues at school and we were married in a past life but some Japanese otaku nerd screwed up the time continuum and now you can't remember-"

"Your brains, I shall eat them," said Soylar most wickedly as he attempted to saw open the top of her head with his m

Gen 10The two men in lab coats strolled down the long tiled hallway. One continued to make notes while the other stared down his nose at the newest batch.

"Professor Redwood, this is what we have so far on Generation ten. After many long years of turmoil, sweat, and blood, it has finally come to fruition. Sir,-"
the man motioned to the many containment units that lined the room. "-we've finally reached one thousand."

Redwood nodded, his face stoic. "Do you remember when they told us we'd never come this far? That we'd never make it?" He took a breath. "That after the fifth, we'd lost our touch. That we'd fall apart. That we'd never be the same a

How 2 Make an Anime GurlGirls, girls, girls. Everybody loves girls! They're so soft and cuddly! Know what else everyone loves? That's right! Anime! So what happens when you put the two best things in the world together!
Anime girls. We've gone through how to make dicktastic sexbombs believable female characters and space marines main characters, let's explore some of the more whimsical elements fiction has to offer.

1. Body Type The biggest and most important rule of anime girls.
No fat chicks. You ever see a hot fat chick in anime? Yeah, that's what I thought. The only part of them that's allowed to be fat is their breasts. (Or they usually gotta be flat as bo

How To ArgueIf there's one thing that a person can't live without, it's arguments. Whether it's online or real life, chances are you're going to get sucked into them. Like the death of a pet or every ongoing anime series since the mid nineties tanking horribly and hitting rock bottom, it's inevitable. So here are yet a few more tips to help you succeed in that key aspect of life (and online).

1. Name Calling Dropping Something that you're bound to see in almost every other argument in life is the ever-present name-calling. Fuck key points or backing up your retorts with actual intelligence. None of that is necessary when you have name-calling. Name call

Final Faggotry 7so hey, once upon a tiem, there was like this place called MidGER and I was, liek, born in it. i didnt fit in with the other kids very well, especially not the girls, but DONT LET IT FOOL YOU. i am sassy and smart and can kick a lot of ass ok? especially when it comes to boys. I kicked a lot of boy ass. and i didnt like playing with make up and dollies like other lttle girls. so that made me special. because i was a girl, but was like, into things that guys liked. did i mention i was special?
ANYWAY
so in Midger they had this program called SOLJA. not everyone could join tho. but my protective and loving older brother, Clod, was rlly suppo

How2 Make anAwsumMain ChrakterNow that you've perfected the at of making totally kickass babes, let's move on to the main course.
Main fucking characters. Let's face it. Babes are great but they just can't make awesum MAIN characters. That, my friends, is a man's job.

So what are we waiting for? Let's get it on.

1. Strength Fuck all those twiggy-ass feminine bitches you see today in modern fictional media. WE NEEDZ US SUM MEN111!! Remember kids, bigger equals better. His neck should always be thick enough so that he shouldn't be able to turn it. A flaw? Nah. That's rock-hard sturdiness rite thar. His body should also comprise of 98 percent meat and 2 percent actual bo

WheretheWildThingsAre AnalysisMany of you may be familiar with the tale of Where the wild Things Are. You probably read it at some point during your childhood or you most likely saw the 2009 film. To be sure, it's one of the most popular and beloved children's books to date and is still widely read in many households with young people. This popularity has led to many speculations about the book's nature. Some say there's a deeper meaning that belies the playful adventures of a young boy in a wolf suit. Others say it's nothing more than an entertaining and fanciful tale for youth. However, why would an adult write something as seemingly nonsensical as this? Very rarely is

Makings of aHit Film - a Haiku1. Take cliche bullshit.
2. Make it 3-Dimensional.
3. Reap in dat profit.

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by ~In-The-Machine, Mar 12, 2010, 3:29:53 PM
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One day Jake Sully was living peacefully on Pandora when he heard a noise in the bushes.
"What was that?" Jake asked.
"I don't know, I think you should go check it out," said Neytiri.
So Jake Sully took his spear and went to see what the noise was.
Suddenly, he saw a tall, grasshopper-looking creature standing in the clearing.
"Oh my God." said Jake Sulley.
The creature spoke in a strange tongue. "The humans took our ship," he said sadly. "and we waiting 20 long years to get it back. we barely managed to escape with our lives. me and my son were in the slum for so long, filthy, malnourished, and mistreated, and now..." the creature started sobbing. We buried his large, misshapen, exo-skeletoned head in his hands...claws...fingers...claw fingers.
It was then jaek selluy suddenly noticed how alike the creatures eyes were to his own. They were so different...he so blue...the other so prawn... yet they both had such large, expressive eyes...
and they were both tall enough to play basketball...

"Don't worry," whispered Jake Sooly. He went over to Christopher Johnson and wrapped his long, blue arms around him. "You're on Pandora now..."
And Jake Sully looked into Christopher Johnson's tear-stained bug-liked eyes and their braids/tentacles met...

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~KuraBlackwater Oct 23, 2011

Ironic how they're safe on planet named after something that brought chaos

~littlemisshufflepuff Sep 9, 2010 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I honestly can't tell whether or not you're being sarcastic with this one. But then again, I don't really understand sarcasm most of the time.

~NiraneDenn Sep 5, 2010 Student General Artist

Totally awesome.

~Allantsuki Aug 25, 2010 Hobbyist Digital Artist

YAY LAV

(D9 was better than Avatar anyways)

~roleplay4life Jul 18, 2010

what is this
I don't even

xDDD

I thought Star Trek was better than both of 'em.
So FFFFFFFFFFFF.
But let's leave the poor District 9 prawns alone. ;; They were at least better characters~

~GermanShepherd-Wolf Apr 30, 2010

OH GOD LOL. this is the most amazing pairing.

~Laleira-Granite Apr 25, 2010 Hobbyist General Artist

Fffft. Yes. I especially like the grammar. 1t 15 \/3ry |337. Phhhtchahahaaaha!

~CookiesAreTasty Apr 16, 2010

I cried, I laughed. This is so emotional did joo ever think of publishing it?

~In-The-Machine Apr 16, 2010

just about a hundred times

!MehrzDeidaraSempai Mar 28, 2010

ashkjfvbhibvd I dont even
-dat wuz a gewd stroy.

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