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(This will almost certainly contain heavy profanity and the usernames used in this were pulled out of my own head and aren't any real people that I know of but if someone has usernames matching them then it's probably coincidental).

SamusFan20 in the video description: This is my Metroid compilation of pictures in a slideshow featuring Samus set to Queen's "We Will Rock You." I hope you guys enjoy.

DisgruntledAsswipe87: Jesus Christ you're such a faggot. Why the hell would you post pics of a fictional girl and set it to Queen? Do yourself a favor and go get a REAL GIRLFRIEND, loser. Oh, and stop shaming such a great band with such a shitty video game and your BS imature antics at attempting to fap to it.

(In reply to DisgruntledAsswipe87) ConcernedStranger17: Hey, calm the fuck down, douchebag. If this person is so "immature," than what the hell are you doing on a video meant for a video game girl, anyway? I bet you were at home looking for something to fap to and found this and decided to take out all your repressed sexual frustrations on the vid's creator. Seriously, get a life.

DisgruntledAsswipe87: Was I talking to you? Really, eat my shit. I was just browsing vids randomly looking for Queen when this shit showed up. I only clicked on it so I could defend a great band from being defiled in such a fashion. Do yourself a favor and kill your'reself before you jump in next time, fag.

ConcernedStranger17: You spelled "immature" wrong and "yourself" doesn't have an "e" in there.
Learn how to spell correctly before you decide to insult people about their intelligence, hm?

DuckMan98: Hey i am only 12 years old but i hate bands of today and love bands like queen becuz they r so classick. i think rap and pop sucks. queen 4 evar.

(in reply to DuckMan98) Bill996: Okay, seriously kid? Shut the hell up. No one fucking CARES how old you are and how "cool" you think you are just because you listen to Queen or some other "old" band from 1970-something or whatever. You think you're the only one that does and openly insulting rap and pop somehow makes you more "mature" for your fucking age, (which is DOESN'T), then do us all a favor and gtfo off my internet and go play in the sandbox outside or some shit where you won't bother us "mature grownups."

(in reply to Bill996) ConcernedStranger17: Shut up, asshole. Also, YOUR internet? Hah, that's a laugh. Be nice to kids, dickwad. These people are our future and if they want to listen to Queen, then God Bless Them. duckman98: Don't tell these immature haters tell you what to do! Keep on rockin'!

MEANWHILE, SamusFan20 replies to DisgruntledAsswipe87:
SamusFan20: If you don't like, don't look. Simple. Secondly, I have a right to post what videos I want or whatever I want and I don't think it's fair for you to harass me for that.

(reply to SamusFan20) DisgruntledAsswipe87: Oh PLEASE. Like you said, faggot, this is the INTERNET. I have just as much a right to post whatever comments I want as you do, and I have a right to state my opinion. And my opinion is that your video SUCKS and you need to get a REAL girlfriend. Don't like it? Too bad, baww harder. As far as I'm concerned, you're probably some twnty-something-year-old fanboy that lives with his parents that faps to anime girls and video games.

SamusFan20: Excuse me? Get a "girlfriend?" Guess what, douchebag? I AM a girl. And I'm 17, not "twenty-something" (which you spelled incorrectly btw). And at 17, it's not uncommon for TEENAGERS to live with their parents. Get a life, and take your "mature adult" ass somewhere else, you fucker.

DisgruntledAsswipe87: What is it with all you fucking grammar Nazis and goddamn SPELLING?! It's the INTERNET, not SCHOOL. OH, and so now you're a teenage GIRL now? HAH! That's a laugh. Please. You're probably a fat, hairy, disgusting middle-aged man sitting in front of a computer that faps to online porn and animated chicks, instead of, you know, GETTING A REAL ONE. So you pretend to be one to live out your fantasy. I get it. Very clever.
P.S. I'm studying to be an English major right now. I think I know a thing or two about "gewd spellingz" without some disgusting hairy meatbag of a "teenaged GURL" like you lecturing me about it.

ConcernedStranger17: Funfax, moron. "Studying" to be an English Major doesn't equal "Master of the English Language and all that Grammar Entails." also, even if you -were- an English Major, which you said yourself that you're merely -studying- to be one, that doesn't give you a right to flaunt it and act like a general dickwad to everyone else "below" your "superior level" of English thinking.
Get a life.

DisgruntledAsswipe87: Funny how you talk of my "not being an expert" when you forgot to capitalize your "a" there after the second sentence, retard. Seriously. Spelling FAIL. English FAIL. Capitalization FAIL. Everything you do is FAIL.

DuckMan98: u guyz all need 2 stop fighting for a minute and just enjoy the video. why cant we all just get along? p.s. metroid 4 evur!1111

Bill996: Okay, kid, what the hell did I tell you about SHUTTING UP? Seriously, I'll say it again since your little underdeveloped brain CLEARLY didn't get it the first time. Get. The. FUCK. Off. My. INTERNETZ.
There should be a new law, "no one under 18 allowed on the net."

GreenGeek89: I'm so down with that new law.
HatBag: Seconded.
NINSammy: Thirded.
RandomBoyFan: Aaaaand Fourth'd.

RandomBoyFan: ...there's a prize for fourth, right?

(@ Bill996) DuckMan98: its a free country i do what i want. youre not my boss and i have just as much a rite 2 be here as u.

Bill996: What's that? Turns out, I have this strange power where all the people that are part of grownupland can't hear whining little goblins such as yourself. But seriously. Get off.

DuckMan98: my dad has a gun and i kno how 2 use it.

Bill966: That's it, consider yourself blocked from my channel. Have fun being a little brat, you worthless know-it-all little shit.

ConcernedStranger17: Fighting immaturity with more immaturity? Way to handle that one like an adult, bud.

NINSammy: Adults suck. I want to be 15 forever!!!!

Bill996: Oh jeez, another one? Actually, you know what? I'll just block this one too before this grows out of hand. Children on the internet are like fuckin' weeds.

MEANWHILE, back on the main front:
DisgruntledAsswipe87: Okay, this is retarded. I am out of here. I officially have better ADULT, REAL-LIFE, REAL-WORLD, ENGLISH MAJOR things to do than hang around with you chodes arguing about "video games." Good day.

SackytheChanFace: Nice vid. Come see hot girls XXX @!
Also, check out my profile!

SamusFan20 @ Disgruntled: Oh, sure. See that you're losing and then back away. Good riddance. Have fun with your "adult" life, jackass.

DisgruntledAsswipe: Have fun reading "Twilight," clever TEENAYJURR. Pffft.

(on Bill996's Channel) TheReturnofDuckMan98: miss me, dooshbag? p.s. duckman98 forevor111!!

Bill996: Oh Jesus Fuckity Christ damn no....

IamDaN00b: First?
A response from a challenge from ~MarikBentusi to successfully parody a youtube fight/conversation.
As you can see,
I have accept. :iconsneakylionplz: Yes, accept.

Chances are: if you have internet access, you have seen, been involved in, or laughed at these kinds of fights.
Also, I love it when people use the "I'm studying to be ___" or "I have a ___ Major/do this-or-that as my living" and use that as a complete justification for being an arrogant dickshit and talking down to someone else on their work.

...and then the people that go onto what they -know- is a pervy video only to act like they weren't doing it intentionally and then insult the creator and everyone else for being there as "not having a girlfriend/sex life/real life/dick/anything else".

If I had a dollar for every time "get a life" was thrown around. And the assumption that everyone you talk to on the internet is a male. Because everyone knows only a hairy, pasty white overweight males harbor a special ability that only gives them internet access.
It's funny how so many of the same exact fights can be seen on different videos and being fought by different people.

Edit: I'm sorry that I inaccurately portrayed the average YouTuber by excessive use of correction punctuation and spelling. I HAVE FAILED THE GENERAL POPULACE ORZ.

Edit: Before more people point it out, yes, I am fully aware the 15 year old replied in a positive manner to the "no one under 18 allowed." That was the point.
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purpleguyandpinkie Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Student Artist
i feel like i dont want to be 12 anymoreCaddy Wtf Intensifies 
godofwarlover Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2015
I think you forgot the Islamophobia, Homophobia, Anti-Semitism, Anti-Hinduism, Anti-Buddhism, Racism, and any other hateful thing on there
DracoGuerrero Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Duckman98 is a ACTUALITY dA member....what the heeeeeell?

and I dunno why anyone would name themselves DisgruntledAsswipe, unless they were really honest 
MsMLA Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
duckman98 is our leader. We shall ride with him into battle always and forevermore as he smites the wicked such as bill996 with his father's holy shotgun. He is our messiah. He has the best music and video game taste. duckman98....returns.
Milkbuds Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
"oh Jesus fuckity christ damn no...."
OfficerMT Featured By Owner May 20, 2015
I've been in an argument once. I was 14. It was a "science vs. religion debate." Well, needless to say, I lost, and after 1 of my videos was used to humiliate me, I deleted my YouTube account.
Probably DisgruntledAsswipe87 doesn't have a girlfriend, because every girl hates him, so he forces girlfriends on people. There are people who don't wanna be in a relationship.
Cianna200 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
This is the reason I stopped watching YouTube......
ManesixandPPG Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Honestly, it's sad that 9/10 comments I see are just like this. I'm younger than even DuckMan98 and I don't act like that.

People on YouTube these days... No, I disagree! 

(My name doesn't help this comment, does it? Oh well.)
DracoGuerrero Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh congrats, you're *insert age here* and are now (probably) the same age as DarkwingDuckman98 over there. How does it feel?
ChickenCakes Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Youtube comments are the reason why I lost all faith in humanity.
Redvanescence Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
This is surprisingly accurate, lost it at the 12 years old user's comments xD
I've seen another "good" start to a Youtube fight though. Comment in a well-known music video about how much this band/singer sucks and when people start replying to defend the band/singer, you tell them that you're a vocal coach or a professionally trained singer and you can sing a lot better than the lead singer (even though you don't have any videos of your performances on your channel to prove the argument)
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've always said that Youtube comments represent the lowest form of life on the planet
JPtoony Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Dude, you forgot to add in the religious arguments and political debates!
Sparkinum Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I cracked up at the "IamDaN00b: First?". Pure Gold.
No1Edutainment Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
Dude, you completely forgot about the political debates! In arguments like these, there's always that one guy who manages to change the topic to Obama.
TheCrimsonCrafter Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Writer
haha, douchebag, that's what you get! trollololol! go DuckMan98!
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CelcoLevi01 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
Did you just say cussing is going to doom the world? No, I disagree! 
l33tn3rdz Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I believe this video would be very appropriate for this:…
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014   Writer
/throws a rifle butt at whoever everyone in the conversation except SamusFan20 and ConcernerdStranger17 and everyone else defending.
OneKnightsStand Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student General Artist
This is well put together and entertaining to read. Don't get me wrong i hate these type of arguments but I'm glad someone was able to understand why many hate them so.
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014   Writer
Plus some of the grammar is absolutely ridiculous.
notyetgone Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
she's studying to be an English major... at 12?
Twin-Cats Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep, this somes up Youtube, perfectly.

There was one time where I was called a "douche" because of an innocent comment (which was back when I was 13), there was another time where I recieved this lovely comment.

"UR A BITCH!!11! AND UR MOM IZ A BITCH111!!!!!!"

All I can say is that I'm glad I abandoned my account (especially since Youtube's changed, over the years)
Cataclyptic Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh do I love this one. Whenever I'm down I just pull this up and laugh it out...
xXKiriFlameXx Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is beautiful.
A true work of art.
And of course there's no females on the internet pff. What girl DOESN'T go out to the mall and gets their nails polished every day, am I right?
I'm a girl.
ScribbleZennias Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hm. I expect one of these fights to break out on this deviation now. and I'm a teenage girl, not a pasty, overweight, old guy. So :P
XeonartOmega Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I am ashamed to admit, that I have been involved in one before Ashamed 
KnightsAndDragons Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why do people act like this on the Internet? Where does the drive to act like a dick come from?
303Rellymaster Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This might answer your question. It's a theory about how people go from =) :meditation: to :threaten: :finger: :rage: :angered: when on the web.
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014   Writer
In my case no decency is relinquished when I am on the web. When I am on the web I am usually very sophisticated.
303Rellymaster Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is good. It's always nice to know that some people can remain cool customers on the internet and in real life, assuming they aren't in less than ideal situations.
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014   Writer
Also don't some people know the idea of "Don't like, Don't look, Don't comment."? I don't even know why users like that exist. They're nothing but stupid, idiotic fools. Call themselves "Users"? They're idiots, nincompoops, swines.
303Rellymaster Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I agree, and some people just like causing trouble and starting fires. Thankfully, while they have the right to do so, it usually blows up in their faces.
CelcoLevi01 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
Sometimes, I want to literally blow up these tards faces
303Rellymaster Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You and me both.
fonejackboy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013
Once people hop onto the computer, all common courtesy and decency is extinguished. 
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Lulumewtrainer Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

I think there should be a special section of the internet dedicated to all these "fights" so anyone who partakes in such "internetz baddles" could just go straight here, and pick any argument of their choosing. Ranging in such incredible comebacks such as

:bulletred: first!

:bulletorange: why did you come here if you're just going to insult?

:bulletyellow: GTFO the internet you fucking 3 year old

:bulletgreen: I'm a girl, you asshole

:bulletblue: So's you're mom! (this is a popular one. You can never go wrong with insulting a woman you've never met before for conceiving a kid you're arguing with on youtube or 4chan, amma right?)

:bulletpurple: suck my dick you retard

:bulletpink: I'm 12 and I have better taste in old people music than you!

:bulletblack: you spelled something wrong in your 3 paragraph rant! You forgot a comma between those two words! You clearly need to go back to school you inbred retard. I'm a college English major!

:bulletwhite: Grammar Nazi!! Fuck off!

- and of course, you can never go wrong on the internet with a typical "voice of reason" guys! Calm down! It's just a video/forum/picture! Stop fighting!

Take your pick folks. And let the games begin.

ScribbleZennias Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Someone should make a website for that. In fact... I should add that to the list of things I'll 'do someday'.
Lulumewtrainer Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
thank you :meow: and there should be. It would make the comment section much more bearable, because all the flamewar participants are off on their own website :D
Jepuisadore17 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
HAhahaha this is freaken hilarious!! Yeah good point on the correct spelling and punctuation too. The people that commented on here don't seem to mind though xD Good writing, it's awesome!
Sammyrose123 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This.I couldn't even tell the difference between this and real youtube fights. And MY GOD the 15-year old was rude. (If I was their age I would have just shut up and put on my poker-face XD) But the sad part is that this is true. And I hate the people who think the "no on under 18 allowed" on the Internet thing should be real. IF YOUNGER PEOPLE COULDN'T BE ON THE INTERNET HOW WILL THEY GOOGLE THINGS/RESEARCH ON THE THE INTERNET, HUH? This was really fun to read, by he way ^_^
PegasusFantasy2000 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Surprisingly, I haven't seen too many flame wars...but this probably describes the majority of them very well, and that's scary. D:
Atlasavion Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Student General Artist
Yep...this pretty much sums ALL of them up. And I've laughed at every single one of them on YouTube despite their "shocking" similarities XD well done with this btw, it gave me a good laugh
Enterprise4life Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sometimes I see flame wars that aren't even relevant to the video...
Cataclyptic Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Dear God.

I'm scared to get a Youtube account now...
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014   Writer
You'll be fine.
Shadowsleuth Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
....Is it sad that I couldn't even tell this was fake?
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