You want explanations? Fine.

1) There is no plot. Whatsoever.

2)Bella is a freakin' Sue for chrissake.

3) Sparkling. Goddamn. Vampires.

4) Edward has virtually no flaws. _{(except if you count for the fact that he's controlling and oppressive.)}
5) The fans are the most overzealous I've seen since...ever..._{(not to mention many of them don't know jack shit about vampire lore).}

6) Bella is a shallow bitch who only cares about looks.

7) Bella had a baby at 18. No. That's not redneck at all.

8) Most of the characters are flat and are there just...because...

9) Jacob is a borderline rapist.

10) The whole thing is Stephenie Meyer's wet dream. Hell, even Robert Pattinson thinks so. _{(go look up the interview if you haven't already.)}

11) The fan girls find it incomprehensible and feel threatened if anyone tells them that they don't like fapping to sparkling imaginary boys like they do and will not hesitate to attack if you disagree with their and Stephenie Meyer's BS fantasies.

12) Stop comparing it to Harry Potter. Even if you don't like HP, you at least have to admit it has a fucking plot.

13) Even Stephen King thinks it's shit.



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