i knew that evar since i was borned i was a little diffrnt from everybudy else. no one understands what im going through.
it all started when i started having this dream where i dreamt i was in a pack runnin wif otehr wolves and i was da leader. after that, everyfing changed. after that I saw the signs.
like i was rly good with dogs and stuff and all the dogs i meet get along wif me rly well. like my neighbor's poodle likes me more than she likes her owner. and this one tiem my dentist told me dat my teeth were longer than they should be.
if that's not a sign then i dont kno wut is.
i dont get along well wif other people because they make fun of me and my love of animals (mostly dogs and wolfs) and i get rly defensive when i feel me or my "pack" is threatened. i got more along wif wolfs and dogs than stupid jerk people so therefore i am a wolf. i am convinced of it and dont u try to tell me otherwise.
Oh, did i mention that when sometimes i laugh out loud it sounds like barking?
See? More proof.
and i claw my pillow in my sleep.
i like to hang out in da woods a lot and dont rly like human things.
people keep commenting about how i can type if im a wolf and how come i spend so much time on da cumputer if i "don't like human things" but they're just a bunch of poser preps who dont get me. in da wild they wouldnt have a chance.
I feel rly at peace wif nature and sometimes i like to stare up at da moon and howl wif my brethren. My neighbor Joe keeps tellin me if i dont stop he gonna call da copz for disturbin da peace but if they take me away and put me in a pound i will be sad becuz i am meant to run free.
The only reazon i stay in my basement on da computer a lot is because im trying to contact others like me and its safer than up there with the jerk hyumans. stupid preps.
i growl at people for mai protection because i am a loner and a lone wolf.
Oh. and sometimes i sniff things before i eat them.
did i mention how wolf-like dat makes me?
one time someone suggested that maybe i wasnt a wolf, that i was instead either a marmoset or really a human.
that persons an idiot. how could i ever be something so lowly or stupid? humans are dumb and worms and marmosets and eels are icky and gross. i could only ever be something as majestic and rare as a wolf. its who i am. i am special and unique and majestic, like a wolf.
did i mention that i like eating meat? like a wolf?
one time i went 2 da zoo and i ignored every otehr animal and went to the wolves. i saw the deepness in their beuatifull eyes and i knew how terrible it was to clock up such amazing creatures behind bars. they had to share a zoo with icky snakes and smelly birds and it must have been terribul to see dem suffer like dat in there.
they just wanted to be free
i feel like i could be free as a wolf than a stupid human stuck in cars or buildings all day. i think it would be more fun to dig the soil with my paws or run through the fields with a furry body than being stuck at home washing dishes or bein in school all day.
Sigh...soemtimes i wonder if ill ever get out of dis mess....