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The best part of Splice was when the chick walks in on her husband doing it with their daughter/lab experiment/creature/humanoid thing.


Also, Shrek 4 could have been so much better. Not as bad as the third film, not as good as the first two, but ANYWAY.
Goddamnit his kids are ugly.
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OreoNova13 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Lol, I went to go see Splice with a friend afew months back - when it first came out - we thought it would be more of a horror movie. 1/4 the way through the movie we were like "WTF is this???"

The only thing that I liked about the movie was Fred and Ginger - they were so cute! :dummy:
The whole movie was a laughable experience because it was so bad - everyone in the theater was cracking up at the most inappropriate times. At one point (the part where Fred/Ginger were tearing eachother to pieces) the whole theater was laughing again for no reason and some dude in the front was like: "Why are we laughing???!!!??? THIS IS HORRIBLE!"; made everbody laugh more! :la:

Haven't seen the newest Shrek - only heard reviews from friends that were about the same thing that you said.
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TorvaBeast Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
I have not seen Splice yet although everyone's talk about it's weirdness has seriously intrigued me. I like watching fucked up shit.

Also... I actually enjoyed all of the Shrek movies. ^^' But my favourite was by far the second one. :D
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WhiteRaven90 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Professional General Artist
I watched Splice yesterday. I also deleted it from my PC that day. :P I was looking forward to seeing it but it was a disappointment.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Deleting it was probably a good idea. :I
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TMotika Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought Shrek 4 was kind of pointless. It pretty much ended the same way it started.

I kinda need to see Splice now...XD
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Chrysanthus Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I loved the first one, I liked the second one, I didn't like the third one, I'll see the fourth one when... well, I don't know. I'll probably hate it...
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The-Hybrid-Mobian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I wanted to see splice until i heard about that scene. then i got scared D:
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NoaQep Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
You just made me wanna watch Splice even more now. 8D

I found Shrek 4 a good movie. However, my distaste for sequels is still stronger, so...it didn't impact me as much as the first one had.
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Omega23 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And suddenly my urge to watch Splice has gone up a few notches...

Yeah, I agree with the Shrek 4 thing. Definitely better than the third (though you'd have to work pretty hard to suck as bad as that one) but not as good as the first two. It was kind of enjoyable to see the alternate universe, but I feel the potential was not completely fulfilled. They limited themselves way too much, and some of the fairy tale references really didn't make any sense.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
They could have definitely done way better. :I
But after the first two it became more evident that it was a cash thing. Like it was more evident they were doing it for the hell of it.
I pretty much feel the same way.
SO MANY RESOURCES, YET SO LITTLE IS WROUGHT.
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Martsa Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Seeing Splice on Halloween during a movie marathon kind of thing was pretty epic. The whole audience kept going "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" over and over again. : D

"What the fuck, she's like... molesting him."
"I bet he's going to fuck her soon."
"...HE'S FUCKING HER WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
"WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING"
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AMF1390 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm, is it weird that I'm unfazed by Splice but disgusted by the idea of Shrek 4?
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SummerLilly Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
Well, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. Maybe both of us are weird then?
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AMF1390 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Meh, probably.
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SevenViolets Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
I thought that Shrek 4 was awful and pointless, and everything was so predictable. I was rather disappointed with it.

I'm not sure whether I want to watch Splice now or not. Sounds... morbidly kinky.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
At least they ended it with Shrek 4 instead of Shrek 3.
...at least.
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geonex Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Student General Artist
oh fuck, now i have to see it...
i've only really heard about it.

oh and after the first two shrek movies i saw the trailer and avoided them like all's hell. the second one wasn't even that good to me...
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lightbird Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now I'll have to see Splice just because of that. Because I MUST see awkward things.
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StitchedUpZombie Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...I need to see this Splice movie now.
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CurseoftheZodiac Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Haven't seen Shrek 4 yet, but I saw Splice in theaters.. WASTE OF MONEY. e.e And just.. idek.
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TheAceOfSkulls Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
You know your journal will cause a Splice/Shrek crossover fanfic. I hope you're proud of yourself now (especially since an ogre being raped by a lab experiment/creature/humanoid thing will officially prove Nietzsche right once and for all.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
I'm always proud of myself. :iconyoucanhasitplz:
But either way, the offpsring of said union will most likely end up more attractive than canonical ogre babies.
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TheAceOfSkulls Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
... Between this and another journal of someone I'm watching, I've discovered the truth.


...The baby is the Slenderman.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
I'll take Slenderman over ugly ogre children anyway.
I mean, I can deal with ugly monsters.
But these just...tried to be "cute" in some way that just made them grossly more unappealing to me.
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StorytellingNiche Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Splice was honestly the worst movie ever...
Now, if I had watched it with hilarious people and not my mum, then it might've been more entertaining. XD
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TokiDokiDawley Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
I was a big fan of when it got her pregnant.


I watched this Splice with my parents. Big mistake.
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mrs-matsuyama Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the first time i saw splice i thought it was awesome up to that part then i was like
8D LOLWUT
for the rest of it
still kinda awesome, just more... y'know 8|
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VegetarianSquishy Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Yeah, my girlfriend went to see Splice, called me to tell me to NOT see it, then came home and rocked back and forth in a fetal position on the couch for a while. :iconwthplz:

Is it seriously that terrifying?
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
I didn't think it was that "terrifying," so much as the relation of the experiment to the experimentors and what it did to them was just really, really awkward.
I mean...it was like their daughter (later turned son) who seduces the male scientist/father figure then rapes the mother....even though they're human and she/he's got these freaky animal parts but yeah.
IDK, SHIT WAS WRONG.
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Linorie Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
AHAHA OMG YES FOR SPLICE.

I went to see it with my mom and uncle. And I was just like;

"OMFG YEEEES"

XDD ! I also liked it when the girl sex-changed and raped the lady. BD ! Pwned bitches!
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deadrabbit13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that in Splice.
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Biotype Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I kinda liked Shrek 4 as much as the third movie, and now I have another reason to not watch Splice
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neofox Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
My sculpting teacher worked on Splice. I lulz nao.
The end made no sense. It's like the writers kinda went: uhhh wut nao? 8D I KNOW-- it grows a penis and becomes stereotypical killer monster!
You'd think scientists would learn not to use amphibians given the clusterfuck of oops in Jurassic Park.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Did they say anything about the experience? :'D
I couldn't even really decide what animals that thing was fused with. Mammal/amphibian/bird?/something...I don't know, but apparently it wouldn't rest until it had sex with both its parent figures. :I
The scene where Adrien Brody was checking out Dren's neck was pretty creepy in itself. And the part where Dren just drew pictures of the dad but.....wow.

GOD, HE HELPED RAISE IT LIKE A CHILD FOR CHRISSAKE
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neofox Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
She also worked on Mystique's body makeup in Xmen.
She wasn't allowed to say anything on the movie because it was in the making XD But we saw a few pics of props. Like the baby. And Dren's adult leg.

I watched the movie online, so I paused it. It was like: bird, plant, kangaroo, lizard or frog, fish, horse.
XD The whole sexual aspect of it was creepy and wrong. Maybe they were trying to delve into the whole Electra Oedipus complex, but it just kinda... went wrong. Very very wrong.

I dunno whats with Adrien Brody in these weird roles. Splice, Predator. XD Just.. wut.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
Damn, that's pretty sweet. XD In a way, it's like getting a sneak peak, but more close-up lol.

...there's a plant in there too. Ho lawd.
I haven't seen Predator yet, but the last film I saw with him in it was The Pianist. So watching him go from piano-playing survivor of war to laboratory man that has sex with his own experiment/kid is pretttty freaky-deaky.
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AlienTiger Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
I was disappoint in Splice. :I And I still haven't seen Shrek 4, and idk if I want to...
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SerinaNight Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Student General Artist
SPOILERS






*laughs* Splice was so much different then what I had thought it was! Also, the poison barb on Dern's tail popping out in the middle of it was hilarious. I expected him to get stabbed. Which he does, just not then. XD
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Full-of-Sin Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Never seen Splice, but after reading a ton of comments I'm very curious.. After the chick walks in on the dude sexing Dren up and get's raped, what does the dude do? Does he just watch or is he unconscious or is the rape taking place in another room? Another scene?

Or maybe I should just watch it for myself.
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Tobizord Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Student General Artist
I wanted to see Splice when I found out dA had a contest for the creature thing.
Then I heard what happens in it and....yeah. No. I really don't want to see it anymore.
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ExtraEspresso Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Student
The third shrek movie just made me feel sad, so I avoided the fourth altogether. Rented Secret of Kells instead. And man is it beautiful. :la:
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solaria92 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
That says a lot about a movie when the best part was a sex scene that was practically the taboo to encompass all taboos.
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Not necrophilia.
More like sex scene(s) since the baby turns males and later rapes and impregnates the mama, but I've seen better. Not a bad film, but even before I watched it, the scenes people told me about made me "whut."
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solaria92 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
... definitely "whut".
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PaperandDust Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
...Now that's an interesting combination O.o
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AstroZerk Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Haaaa that movie was interesting to watch with friends you meet for the first time...
:XD:
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In-The-Machine Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Makes it more memorable, I'll bet.
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Yume-Kami-Aika Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Now I wanna watch Splice even more...
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Rurikredwolf Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010   Writer
Haven't seen splice nor to I really want to...

and yes, Shrek the 4th got one laugh out of me. One. And I can't remember what for
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Threns-Sanity Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I almost went to see that with my Dad, good thing we didn't go, that would've been awkward. Like Watchmen.
Still wanna see the movie, though. Just. By myself now, otherwise it'd be awkward. XD
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